Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
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