i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
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My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
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No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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