4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
Randomize
