Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
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Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
he quoted the bible to break up with me
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he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
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