Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
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We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
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Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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