i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
i barfeds in our rink
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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