dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
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Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
She bit a glass in half.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
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How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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