i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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