batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
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Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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