And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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