I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
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Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
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Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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