Well douche your snatch and let's go!
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
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hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
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I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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