so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
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