I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
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I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
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We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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