and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
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And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
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Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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