Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
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