all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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