How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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