This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
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I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
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And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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