Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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