This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
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I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
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I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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