kristin has been a bad kristin
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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