Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
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thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
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If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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