I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
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My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
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I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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