how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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