We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
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I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
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Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.