Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
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It's never too late to be topless.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
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The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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