How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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