RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
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There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
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these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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