the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
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You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
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Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
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