im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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