I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
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He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
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I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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