My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
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