How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I still have a little drunk in my system
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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