Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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