Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
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Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
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It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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