let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
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Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
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Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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