ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
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There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
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other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
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