We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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