Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
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since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
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I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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