I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
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DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
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you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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