my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
I need a burrito and a hug.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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