Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
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I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
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I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
I'm bleeding and have questions
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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