Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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