I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Randomize
