when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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