yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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