I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
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I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
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Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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