Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
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i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
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at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
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