just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
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She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
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I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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