That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Randomize
