Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
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