What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
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Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
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Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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