The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
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So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
Acid is not a monday night drug
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
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We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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