I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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