with your own penis?
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
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There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
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That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
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